CHOCOBOS
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     Ah, the fluffy, cute birds that can motivate you to waste time like few other things in this game.  I once spent some thirty hours doing nothing but dinking with the chocobos.  For those of you who only want the utility side of the birds, there are two ways to find out how to get the special chocos:  You can make runs to the Chocobo Sage, who lives in a small area just west of Icicle.  He remembers things slowly, so you need to wander around, get into a few battles, and get at least one character up a level so he'll think it's later.  Or, you can simply read this.
     The first special chocobos you can get are the River and Mountain Chocobos.  The river choco is blue, and the mountain choco is green.  For these two, you need to wander around the plains near Mideel until you get a Good chocobo and a Great chocobo.  Then, you find a nice grassy area near Bone Village-I suggest one of the islands just south of it-and start running around.  Sooner or later, you'll run into a big, red dinosaurian monster.  The Sense command will not work on it.  I refer to it as the Third-Rock Monster ("It looks just like that thing-you know, that thing on that planet-where we just kept hitting it, and hitting it, and it JUST WOULDN'T DIE!!!!" Tommy+Harry, Third Rock From the Sun)  This creature does not do that much damage on any attack.  Its most damaging attack is a Bolt Ball that does between three hundred and five hundred damage, electrical.  However, it has loads of hit points.  I have seen these things go through a Knights of the Round and live.  I have once done two Cosmo Memories and about five 2000-point attacks.  When I'm hunting them, I run around until I hit one, then set a paperweight on the OK button.  While the battle rages, I get a cup of tea and a cookie and watch some TV.  If you're lucky, you'll get a Carob nut out of it.  You can also Steal Carob Nuts from them.
     You can try getting the Mountain or River chocobos now; however, you have a better chance of getting them if you can put your parent Chocos up a rank.  Feed them.  Feed them a lot.  Then head for the Gold Saucer and race them in Chocobo races.  When you win three races, you'll go up a rank.  The higher ranking the parent birds are, the better your chances of getting a special chocobo.  Once you get the Mountain and River chocobos, you may want to either buy two extra stalls or release the parent birds.  Try and get Mountain and River Chocobos of opposite genders.  A quick tip:Only Sylkis, Reagan, and Gysahl greens will add to Speed.  However, you can win just as easily on ridiculous stamina as you can on ridiculous speed.  If the message, "Intelligence Up", shows up when feeding, you've improved the choco's ability to run the race itself on automatic.  If the message, "They're getting along better", shows up, this means the choco will listen to your controls more often.
     Once you have a male and a female choco where one is a Mountain, the other a River, start the whole process over.  Gather some Carob nuts, race the green and blue chocos up a few ranks, and try for a Mountain-and-River chocobo.  They're black, by the way.  Once you've got a black chocobo, go up to the snow fields.  There'll be some chocobo tracks out in the snow; run around them until you catch a Wonderful chocobo.  Head out to those islands in the northeast of the map, and run around the forests until you meet goblins.  The little buggers aren't that tough, and they give up Zeio nuts.  Mate the black and wonderful chocos using the Zeio nut, and you'll have a chance of getting a gold chocobo.  I've noticed that you often need to drive one of the chocobos all the way up to S rank to get the Gold Chocobo.  S rank is what you get when you win three races on Rank A.
     A few more notes on the races:  If Tifa or Cid are in your party, they'll occasionally ask to run the race for you; as far as I can tell, this has no real effect on the race, so don't worry about it.  The other random phenomena attached to the races is a jockey and chocobo: Joe and TEIO.  You may remember Joe as the jockey who meets Cloud on his way up from Corel Prison.  His black chocobo, TEIO, follows a simple criteria:  He'll always be about twenty km/h faster than you, and always have between 50-100 more stamina than you.  The more consecutive wins you have, the more likely he'll show up in the race.  If you've been barely scraping out your wins, and your current chocobo is below or equal to the median in that race, he'll hang back and let you beat him.  If you've been playing "Beep-Beep the Road Runner" and blowing everyone away, and your current chocobo is better than the chocobos you're racing against, he'll speed past you so fast, all you'll see of him are dust clouds.  He'll also go all out to beat you if you're racing in S rank, which he seems to regard as his territory.  I've heard that there's a prize package if you win three races in a row in S rank; I have yet to see this, because every time I win two races, Joe shows up.